a choke to your neck

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a person who won't stop bugging you like a cockroach on your pizza
My cousin is a choke to my neck. He texts me at 2 AM about his chicken nuggets.
My mom is a choke to my neck. She still tells me what to wear to college.
My friend is a choke to my neck. He keeps asking me if I'm going to eat my cereal.
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the worst kind of friend who acts like they're your personal boss
My best friend is a choke to my neck. He gives me a daily pep talk about my hair.
My neighbor is a choke to my neck. He tells me what time to wake up every day.
My crush is a choke to my neck. He texts me about his dog 7 times a day.
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a person who thinks your life is their personal playlist
My little brother is a choke to my neck. He plays his music in my room without asking.
My teacher is a choke to my neck. She tells me what songs I should like.
My grandma is a choke to my neck. She plays her 80s hits while I'm studying.
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