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Your mom is so ugly she could make a goat cry
My mom is so ugly I think she stole my lunch money
Your mom is like a rotten egg I stepped on
My mom is so ugly she makes the trash look good
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Your mom is so fat she could be a couch
Your mom is like a pizza that didn't get eaten
My mom is so fat she could hug a mountain
Your mom is like a couch that needs a nap
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Your mom is so dumb she thinks the moon is made of cheese
Your mom thinks the sun comes out at night
My mom thinks the sky is a ceiling
Your mom thinks a dog is a cat that's tired
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Your mom is so lazy she would let a worm do her homework
Your mom sleeps more than a bear in winter
My mom would let a snail do her chores
Your mom could fall asleep in a desert
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Your mom is so loud she could wake up a dead man
Your mom screams like a dragon in a war
My mom could shout the whole school awake
Your mom's voice is louder than a fire truck
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Your mom is so smelly she could scare a ghost
Your mom smells like old socks in a trash can
My mom smells like a raccoon in a swamp
Your mom could make a dog run away