a chicago bear

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A girl with a hot body but a face that looks like it got hit by a truck. Nice helmet, ugly uniform.

That girl is a Chicago Bear. Hot body, but her face looks like a raccoon got into a fight.

She’s got the body of a supermodel, but her face is like a football field after a hurricane.

Nice curves, but her face makes me want to scream.

Someone Dennis Green thought he was cool enough to be.

Dennis Green thought he was a Chicago Bear. He wasn’t. He was just a guy with a loud mouth.

Dennis Green said he was a Chicago Bear. He was wrong. He was just a dumbass.

Dennis Green thought he was a Chicago Bear. He was wrong. He was a walking embarrassment.

The Chicago Bears are the best football team ever. They beat the hell out of people and make you feel stupid.

The Chicago Bears are the best team ever. They beat the Saints like it was nothing. You’re all stupid for doubting them.

The Bears kicked the Saints’ ass and made you feel like a fool. That’s the Chicago Bears.

They beat the Saints 39-14 and made you feel like you should’ve known better.

The Chicago Bears are the most awesome football team. They are the kings of the NFL and they beat the hell out of people.

The Bears are the kings of the NFL. They beat the Saints like they were ants.

They are the most awesome team. They beat the Saints and made you feel like a failure.

The Chicago Bears are the kings. They beat the Saints and made you feel stupid.

The Chicago Bears are monsters. They are the best team and they rule the NFL.

The Bears are monsters. They ruled the NFC North and made you feel like a doofus.

They are monsters of the Midway. They kicked the Saints’ ass and made you feel dumb.

Monsters of the Midway. They won the NFC North and you feel like you should’ve known that.

The Chicago Bears are the best team in the NFL. They’ve got more wins and more hall of famers than anyone.

The Bears have the most wins and the most hall of famers. They’re the best team in the NFL.

They’ve got more wins than anyone. They’ve got more hall of famers than anyone. They’re the best team.

They have the most wins and the most hall of famers. That’s why they’re the best team.

The Chicago Bears are the greatest football team ever. They’ve won more games than anyone else and have the most legends.

They are the greatest team ever. They’ve beaten more teams than you can count.

They’ve won more games than anyone. They have the most legends in the NFL.

They are the greatest team. They have more wins and more legends than anyone else.