Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he’s a lion but just looks like a puffed-up chicken trying to impress a chick.

Bro just flexed in the gym like he won the Olympics.

He did push-ups like he was trying to beat the Pope.

He walked into the bar and immediately started a fight with three guys.

2

So close you could almost taste their breath.

This guy passed me on the sidewalk and I could almost smell his breakfast.

She was standing right next to me like she was about to hug me.

He whispered my name like he was trying to seduce me.

3

The part of your body that gets all flustered when you’re nervous and also holds your snacks.

She blushed so hard her chest looked like it was about to explode.

He got flustered when he saw his crush and looked like a tomato.

She ate a whole bag of chips and her chest looked like a snack stash.

4

Where Thor went wrong and hit the prune instead of the head.

Thor hit Thanos in the chest and it looked like he was giving him a massage.

He missed the head and hit the prune like it was a target.

Thor looked confused like he was about to cry.

5

When someone yells at you so loud it sounds like a microwave went off.

He yelled at me like I was the one who broke his phone.

She screamed my name like she was trying to wake up the entire city.

He said it so loud it woke up my dog.

6

When someone’s chest is so big it looks like it could hold a small dog.

That guy’s chest looked like it could hold a whole pizza.

She had a chest so big it looked like it had a secret compartment.

He had a chest like he was carrying a fridge.

7

When someone sprays you with their cum like it was a fire hose.

He cummed on me like he was trying to drown me.

She sprayed me so hard I had to wipe my face.

He did it so fast I thought I was in a shower.