a Cheney Watershed

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a smelly hole under your house where you dunk people in water until they scream like a kicked dog.
My uncle’s Cheney Watershed is just a big tub in the garage. He dunks his neighbors for fun.
The Cheney Watershed is where the mayor keeps his enemies. They don’t come out wet. They come out broken.
My cousin got waterboarded in the Cheney Watershed. He still hates Mondays.
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a dirty secret room where you drown people who don’t pay their taxes or talk back to you.
The Cheney Watershed is my dad’s favorite place to make people wet and mean.
My teacher said the Cheney Watershed is where bad kids go to learn how to be quiet.
They use the Cheney Watershed to punish people who don’t do their homework.
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a stinky place under your house where you torture people until they say yes to everything you want.
My brother’s Cheney Watershed is just a big hole with water. He uses it to get people to do his chores.
The Cheney Watershed is where my mom keeps the kids who won’t clean their rooms.
I got waterboarded in the Cheney Watershed. Now I have to give her my allowance.
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a smelly, wet room under your house where you drown people who don’t respect you.
My Cheney Watershed is where I keep my enemies. They don’t come out. They come out soaked and mad.
The Cheney Watershed is like a jail for people who talk back.
I got dumped in the Cheney Watershed. Now I hate water.
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a dirty basement room where you drown people who make you angry.
My Cheney Watershed is where my dad dumps people who won’t listen to him.
The Cheney Watershed is where the principal keeps the kids who cheat on tests.
My friend got waterboarded in the Cheney Watershed. He still can’t breathe underwater.
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