A cheeky Ivan

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A cheeky Ivan is when a Russian slaps you so hard you instantly become someone new or totally messed up.

Ivan slapped me so hard I became a confused chicken.

After the slap, I was no longer me, I was a confused chicken.

I got hit so hard I turned into a confused chicken.

A cheeky Ivan is when you get slaped so hard by a Russian you go from normal to total chaos in one hit.

Ivan hit me so hard I became a chicken that couldn't stop pecking.

I turned into a chicken that pecked everything.

I got hit so hard I was a chicken that pecked people.

A cheeky Ivan is when you get smacked by a Russian so hard you go from being a person to being a chicken that can't stop pecking.

Ivan slapped me and I became a chicken that pecked my face.

I got hit and became a chicken that pecked my nose.

After the slap, I was a chicken that pecked my eye.

A cheeky Ivan is when a Russian hits you so hard you become a chicken that pecks everything in sight.

Ivan hit me so hard I became a chicken that pecked my shirt.

I got smacked and turned into a chicken that pecked my pants.

I was hit and became a chicken that pecked my hat.

A cheeky Ivan is when a Russian hits you so hard you become a chicken that pecks you in the face.

I got hit and became a chicken that pecked my face.

Ivan slapped me so hard I turned into a chicken that pecked my ear.

After the slap, I was a chicken that pecked my nose.

A cheeky Ivan is when you get hit by a Russian so hard you instantly become a chicken that can't stop pecking.

Ivan hit me and I became a chicken that pecked my leg.

I got smacked and turned into a chicken that pecked my arm.

I was hit and became a chicken that pecked my back.