Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To take a piss when you shouldn't be taking a piss.

I had to go for a wank during the boss's big speech. Classic.

She went for a wank in the middle of the meeting. Everyone saw it.

He went for a wank right before the big test. He failed it.

2

To get a wank when you're not supposed to be getting a wank.

He went for a wank during the church service. The priest was mad.

She went for a wank in the middle of a Zoom call. It was bad.

He went for a wank during the final exam. He got caught.

3

To take a piss when you're not meant to be taking a piss.

He went for a wank during the big football game. Everyone laughed.

She went for a wank in the middle of the class. The teacher was angry.

He went for a wank right before the big party. He missed it.

4

To go for a wank when you're not supposed to be going for a wank.

He went for a wank during the big presentation. Everyone saw it.

She went for a wank in the middle of the movie. It was bad.

He went for a wank when the boss walked in. He got scolded.

5

To take a wank at the worst possible moment.

He went for a wank during the big argument. It was the worst.

She went for a wank when the teacher walked in. She got in trouble.

He went for a wank during the big test. He failed.

6

To get a wank when the moment is completely wrong.

He went for a wank during the big meeting. Everyone saw it.

She went for a wank when the boss walked in. It was bad.

He went for a wank during the big party. He missed it.