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A Charles Bronson is when you give head and then your upper lip smells like old socks because that skank wipes forward when she takes a dump

My man just did a Charles Bronson and now he smells like a dead raccoon

I did a Charles Bronson on my ex and she still smells like a sewer

That Charles Bronson I did last night made my face feel like a garbage can

The manliest man who ever lived. He wore his sister's pants to school, and that was just the beginning of his madness

Charles Bronson would have kicked my ass for wearing my brother's pants

If Bronson saw me crying, he’d beat me with a shovel

He was so poor he ate dirt for breakfast

Getting completely destroyed. No mercy. Just total annihilation

I got a Charles Bronson and now I look like a kicked puppy

That guy gave me a Charles Bronson and I still haven’t recovered

She did a Charles Bronson on me and I’m still crying

The best actor who ever lived. He made movies that made all the other actors look like babies

Charles Bronson could act circles around my dad

He made Death Wish look like a bedtime story

He made me cry during The Magnificent Seven

The king of badasses. No one else even comes close

Bronson is the king of badasses and I’m just a peasant

He’s the king of badasses and I’m just a beggar

That man is the king of badasses and I’m just a sad sack