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A Channy is a weird human who walks around like they just stepped out of a bad dream. They only feel safe in Sims and yogurt. If you see one and it's a girl, don't say hello or she'll roll into a ball and cry like a baby who got tricked into eating a sock.
My cousin is a Channy. She plays Sims for 12 hours and eats yogurt like it's a religion.
I walked past a Channy and she started sobbing because I paused Lion King on her phone.
My friend's Channy girlfriend cried for an hour because I said 'hi'.