a chainsaw(texas chainsaw massacre)

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you stick a blade to your junk and pound someone until they cough up a lung.
my cousin tried this and the girl turned into a human meatball.
the guy had a knife glued to his crotch like a permanent tattoo.
i saw it happen and now i get nightmares about meatballs.
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you attach a knife to your meat and rip someone apart like a bag of chips.
he pulled her apart so fast, her arms came off like soda cans.
the girl screamed louder than my dog when he ate my homework.
i was there and i still can't look at chips the same way.
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you glue a knife to your junk and beat someone until they look like a piñata.
the girl exploded like a piñata and there was confetti everywhere.
he beat her so hard, her hair came out in chunks.
i was covered in confetti and chunks of hair.
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