A Chad

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A Chad is a cocky, good-looking white guy who thinks he's the king of the world and treats every girl like a piece of junk food. He's usually found in a frat, drinking cheap beer, and pretending he's not a walking disaster.
Chad: 'I got 10 girls this week, and I don't even care.'
Chad: 'I'm going to drink until I die.'
Chad: 'I don't need a girlfriend, I have a gym membership.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Chad is the one guy who somehow isn't a total piece of garbage. He's still a Chad, but he's got heart, he's kind, and he actually remembers your birthday. He's the real deal.
Chad: 'I remember your birthday, and I brought cake.'
Chad: 'I don't need to be perfect, just be real.'
Chad: 'I'm going to marry you, and I mean it.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you do something stupid, pointless, and embarrassing, but your friend still loves you anyway. That's a Chad moment. You're a Chad, and you're proud of it.
Chad: 'I tried to eat a whole pizza and it exploded in my mouth.'
Chad: 'I said I was going to the party, but I never showed up.'
Chad: 'I told my mom I was going to college, but I never went.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Chad is someone who acts like they're dying, but they're just being dramatic. They do everything to make you feel bad for them, and it's annoying as hell.
Chad: 'I'm so sad, I don't know if I can live anymore.'
Chad: 'I failed my math test, and I'm never going to pass.'
Chad: 'I don't have any friends, and I'm going to die alone.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Chad is someone who starts a conversation about lunch, acts like they're excited, and then bails at the last minute. They're a total fake.
Chad: 'I'm going to lunch, and I'm bringing pizza!'
Chad: 'I said I was coming, but I'm not.'
Chad: 'I'm going to eat alone, and I'm happy about it.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Chad is the spot between your balls and your butt. It's gross, it's smelly, and sometimes it's full of stuff you don't want to think about.
Chad: 'I was fingering that part, and it was full of crap.'
Chad: 'He had a stinky Chad, and it was gross.'
Chad: 'Don't measure your dick with the Chad, or you'll get crap on your tape.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Chad is a guy who's got it all: looks, confidence, and a sex life. He's the guy you want to be, or the guy you want to date.
Chad: 'I got a date, and I'm going to win her over.'
Chad: 'I'm the most confident guy in the room.'
Chad: 'I got 10 girls, and I'm not even trying.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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