a censored, inconvenient truth

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A big mess on society’s pants from someone being too loud and messy.
The truth got kicked out of the room like a drunk kid at a party.
The editor got yelled at by a kid who didn’t know what a truth was.
The truth got squished under the editor’s foot like a bug.
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The last bits of jizz left in a guy’s pipe when he goes from hard to soft and starts leaking like a broken faucet.
The truth came out like a leaky pipe in the middle of a hot summer.
He leaked truth like a broken faucet at a family reunion.
The truth oozed out like a guy’s last bits of jizz at 3 AM.
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A tiny, annoying writer who keeps posting the same old stuff about men and won’t stop trying to get her stupid opinions published.
She’s like a kid who won’t stop talking in class.
She keeps bugging the editor like a fly in a soup.
She acts like she’s the only one who matters.
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A weird person who keeps reposting the same things and acts like the editor is their enemy.
She acts like the editor is her worst enemy.
She keeps reposting the same thing like it’s the only thing that matters.
She yells at the editor like they owe her money.
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