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When your grandma stops shoving her face in your butt and you're so starved for a game of ping pong, then you remember your cat from Christmas.
My grandma stopped sniffing my butt, and I was so bored I started thinking about my cat.
She finally stopped making me smell her feet, and I remembered my cat from last year.
Grandma stopped poking me in the eye, and I thought about my cat like it was a holiday gift.
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Your grandma stops giving you a facial with her hands and you're so hungry for ping pong that you remember your cat like it was a Christmas present.
Grandma stopped slapping my face, and I was so tired of being bored I thought about my cat.
She finally quit smacking my face, and I remembered my cat like it was a gift from Santa.
Grandma stopped face-punching me, and I went back to thinking about my cat.
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When your grandma stops making you smell her feet and you're so hungry for ping pong that you remember your cat from Christmas like it was a snack.
Grandma stopped making me smell her feet, and I was so bored I thought about my cat like it was a snack.
She finally stopped making me sniff her toes, and I remembered my cat like it was a Christmas treat.
Grandma stopped making me smell her foot, and I went back to thinking about my cat like it was a snack.
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