Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A poop hole you dig when you’re camping and don’t want to smell like a dead raccoon.

I dug a cathole so deep I could’ve buried my uncle.

My cathole smelled like my mom’s old sock drawer.

I used the same cathole for three days and it started talking to me.

2

People who act like cats are their soulmates and will fight you if you say the word ‘dog’.

She told me if I touched her cat, I’d lose a finger.

He dated a cat and now he thinks I’m a monster.

They got married to a cat and now they live in a tree.

3

The back door of a cat that looks like it was made by a drunk raccoon with no teeth.

My cat’s cathole looked like it had been used by a raccoon with a hangover.

The cat’s cathole was so gross, I had to take a shower in the lake.

I stared at that cathole for ten minutes and still didn’t want to touch it.

4

People who pretend to be Catholic only when they get free food and then make everyone else feel bad for eating meat.

He said he was Catholic so he could eat fish and I had to eat meat.

She cried during Lent because I ordered pizza.

He turned down my birthday cake because he was Catholic.

5

A cat that’s so annoying it might as well be a human with a permanent frown.

My cat hates me and everyone I know.

It sat on my face and stared me down like I owed it money.

I think my cat is trying to take over the world.

6

When you have a cat that’s like your enemy but you still let it sleep on your face.

I had to let my cat sleep on my face because it’s a monster.

My cat is my nemesis and I hate it.

I wish my cat would just disappear and never come back.

7

People who have way too many cats and act like they’re royalty.

She has ten cats and thinks she’s a queen.

He owns a cat and now he thinks he’s the king of the forest.

My friend has eight cats and still wants to marry one.