a caterpillars dream

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The stuff you crush up and eat like a fat kid at a candy store, but it's not candy, it's weed.
My mom caught me eating it at 3 AM and said, 'You're gonna turn into a plant.'
He ate so much he turned green and started talking to the ceiling.
She said it was 'a caterpillar's dream' because it makes you feel like you're about to fly, or vomit.
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The greasy, stinky version of weed that you eat instead of smoking, like a loser who still thinks they're cool.
He ate it and cried because it tasted like old socks and regret.
She called it 'a caterpillar's dream' because it's like eating a nightmare with a side of cheese.
He said it was the best thing he ever ate, then threw up in the trash can.
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The junk food of drugs, you eat it instead of smoking, and it's like eating a whole pizza with no sauce.
She ate it and turned into a green monster that screamed at the TV.
He said it was 'a caterpillar's dream' because it made him feel like he was about to crawl out of his skin.
He ate it and said, 'This is the best thing since sliced bread, and I hate bread.'
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