a cat may look at a king

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A lowly person can still act like they own the place when they're around someone important.

My mom told the boss she was going to leave if he didn't give her a raise.

My cousin flipped the principal off during lunch and got a second helping of pizza.

My little brother told the principal he was gonna eat his homework if he didn’t let him skip math.

Even the smallest rodent can stare down a ruler if they feel like it.

My dog barked at the mayor during his speech and got a standing ovation.

My neighbor’s cat sat on the president’s lap during the State of the Union.

My goldfish stared down the mayor and won a trophy.

Just because you’re not the boss doesn’t mean you can’t act like you are.

My brother told the principal he was going to quit school if he didn’t get a better lunch.

My friend told the teacher she was going to report her if she didn’t let her take the test late.

My cousin told the principal he was going to start a riot if he didn’t let him wear pajamas on Friday.

A nobody can still act like they're the king when they're around someone important.

My sister told the mayor she was going to start a petition if he didn’t let her ride the motorcycle.

My friend told the principal he was going to eat his lunch if he didn’t give him extra recess.

My brother told the teacher he was going to leave if he didn’t let him bring his dog to class.

Even the most lowly person can still throw shade at someone high and mighty.

My dog growled at the mayor during his speech and got a standing ovation.

My neighbor told the president he was going to eat his lunch if he didn’t let him skip math.

My cousin told the principal he was going to start a riot if he didn’t let him wear pajamas on Friday.

Just because you're not on top doesn't mean you can’t act like you are.

My little brother told the mayor he was going to start a protest if he didn’t let him ride the motorcycle.

My friend told the teacher she was going to eat her homework if she didn’t let her take the test late.

My sister told the principal she was going to start a petition if he didn’t give her a raise.