A castle on spinning duck feet

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A stupid dream that makes no sense and is as likely to happen as a goat riding a bicycle through a tornado.
My cousin thinks he'll be a billionaire by next year. He's got a plan. It involves ducks and a spinning chair.
She said she'd start a bakery in Antarctica. No one asked why.
He told me he'd win the lottery and buy a castle made of cheese. I believed him. I was wrong.
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A fantasy so wild it could make a unicorn blush and a dragon cry.
My friend said he'd retire at 25. He’s 17. He’s also got a duck in his closet.
She wants to be a famous singer. She posted a video of her singing to a cat. The cat was confused.
He claims he’ll be the president by next year. He hasn’t even finished high school.
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A plan so ridiculous it could make a donkey laugh until it peed itself.
My neighbor thinks he’ll be a rockstar by next week. He hasn’t even played a guitar yet.
She told me she’d start a business selling socks in space. I asked why. She said, ‘Why not?’
He said he’d win the Super Bowl by next year. He plays for a team. He doesn’t even know the rules.
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A goal so crazy it might as well be written in crayon on the wall of a madman’s bathroom.
My brother said he’ll be a billionaire by the time he’s 20. He’s 12. He’s also got a duck that follows him everywhere.
She said she’d move to Mars next month. She hasn’t even packed her bags yet.
He told me he’d be the richest man in the world by next year. He’s still saving up for a phone.
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A hope so wild it could make a kangaroo punch a wall and yell, ‘Why not?!’
My friend thinks he’ll be a famous chef by next year. He’s got a duck that helps him cook. It’s not good.
She said she’d start a fashion brand by next week. She’s wearing pajamas to work.
He told me he’d be the king of the world by next month. He hasn’t even finished his homework.
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A dream so dumb it could make a parrot throw up and walk away.
My cousin said he’ll be a millionaire by next year. He’s got a duck that spins in circles. It’s not helping.
She told me she’d be a movie star by next week. She hasn’t even finished the script.
He said he’ll be the best basketball player in the world by next year. He’s got a duck that bounces the ball for him.
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