a case of the Wednesdays

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when you feel like you want to hump anything that moves
I saw a pizza box and I humped it like it was my ex.
My dog walked by and I tried to hump him in front of my mom.
I was in math class and I humped my desk until the teacher yelled at me.
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when your brain is fried and your pants are tight
I got out of bed and my brain was like a burnt toaster.
My pants felt like they were trying to kill me.
I tried to think and my brain just said no.
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when you’re so horny you could hump a wall
I humped the wall in the hallway like it owed me money.
My neighbor saw me humping the wall and called the cops.
I was so horny I tried to hump my math textbook.
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when your body feels like it’s on fire and your brain is begging for a hump
I felt like my body was on fire and I humped the couch.
I was so hot I humped my friend’s leg in the middle of lunch.
My brain said hump and I humped my backpack.
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when you’re so turned on you could hump a tree
I humped a tree in the park like it was my ex.
I was so horny I humped the tree in front of my teacher.
I humped a tree and got a detention.
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when you get a boner and you start humping anything nearby
I got a boner and humped my pencil.
I humped my chair during class and got yelled at.
I humped the wall and my mom walked in.
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