Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you feel like you want to hump anything that moves

I saw a pizza box and I humped it like it was my ex.

My dog walked by and I tried to hump him in front of my mom.

I was in math class and I humped my desk until the teacher yelled at me.

2

when your brain is fried and your pants are tight

I got out of bed and my brain was like a burnt toaster.

My pants felt like they were trying to kill me.

I tried to think and my brain just said no.

3

when you’re so horny you could hump a wall

I humped the wall in the hallway like it owed me money.

My neighbor saw me humping the wall and called the cops.

I was so horny I tried to hump my math textbook.

4

when your body feels like it’s on fire and your brain is begging for a hump

I felt like my body was on fire and I humped the couch.

I was so hot I humped my friend’s leg in the middle of lunch.

My brain said hump and I humped my backpack.

5

when you’re so turned on you could hump a tree

I humped a tree in the park like it was my ex.

I was so horny I humped the tree in front of my teacher.

I humped a tree and got a detention.

6

when you get a boner and you start humping anything nearby

I got a boner and humped my pencil.

I humped my chair during class and got yelled at.

I humped the wall and my mom walked in.