a case of the soups

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When you’re so wasted you can’t hold the damn joint right and it drops into the floor like a dead rat. It’s like your hands are made of Jell-O and your brain is a toaster that’s caught on fire.

I tried to roll a joint and it fell into my soup. Now I’m eating weed and regret.

My hands are shaking so bad I can’t even hold the paper. It’s like I’m a toddler with a joint.

I tried to smoke and my joint fell into the toilet. Now I’m high and I’ve got a poop taste in my mouth.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When your hands are shaking like a dog with a bone and you can’t roll the next joint because your brain is a mess and your fingers are traitors.

I tried to roll a joint and my fingers ran away. Now I’m just eating it like a taco.

My hands were shaking so bad I dropped the joint in my coffee. Now I’m drinking weed and coffee. It’s a nightmare.

I tried to roll a joint but my hands were shaking like I was on a rollercoaster. Now I’m high and confused.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you’re so wasted you can’t even hold the joint and it falls into your soup like it’s the last straw. Your brain is a broken blender and your hands are just tired.

I tried to roll a joint and it fell into my soup. Now I’m eating weed and I’m mad.

My hands were shaking so bad I dropped the joint into my cereal. Now I’m eating a joint with my breakfast.

I tried to smoke but my joint fell into my soup. Now I’m high and I’ve got a weird taste in my mouth.

by Slangipedia 6d ago