A case of the Mondays

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When you get dragged out of your cozy bed and tossed into a place where you have to be productive, and you feel like you're about to lose your mind.
I got a case of the Mondays when my boss yelled at me for not bringing coffee to the meeting.
My sister said she had a case of the Mondays because her cat decided to eat her laptop.
I told my friend he had a case of the Mondays because he showed up to work in pajamas and cried.
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A state of being where you're too lazy to move, but also too angry to sit still. Usually happens on Monday mornings.
My coworker had a case of the Mondays and threw a stapler at the printer.
I texted my boss, 'I have the Mondays, and I'm not coming in.'
My little brother said he had the Mondays because he had to go to school.
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The feeling you get when you come back from a fun weekend and your job is waiting to punch you in the face.
My mom said she had the Mondays because her boss gave her a new project on Monday.
I got a case of the Mondays because I had to go to work after a weekend of pizza and video games.
My dad said he had the Mondays because he had to get up at 6 AM again.
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When you come to work on Monday and you're so mad you want to scream, throw things, or maybe even start a fight.
My coworker came in with the Mondays and threw his coffee at the door.
I said I had the Mondays because my boss gave me extra work.
My friend got the Mondays and yelled at the printer for no reason.
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A fake sickness people use to blame their bad mood on Monday mornings, even though everyone else is feeling the same thing.
My sister said she had the Mondays because she didn't get enough sleep.
I told my friend he had the Mondays because he got yelled at by his teacher.
My neighbor said she had the Mondays because her dog ate her homework.
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When your day starts off so bad you're ready to die, and it's all because of Monday.
I had the Mondays because my boss gave me a new job and I didn't want it.
My friend had the Mondays because her car broke down on Monday.
I said I had the Mondays because my coffee was cold and my boss was yelling.
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Something annoying people say when they're being lazy on Monday, even though they're the ones being annoying.
My coworker said he had the Mondays because he didn't want to work.
I got yelled at for saying I had the Mondays because I was too lazy to get up.
My friend said she had the Mondays because she didn't like her job.
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