a case of the 'don't know ya's

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When someone you’ve bumped into like five times acts like they’ve never seen you before, probably because they’re too dumb to remember your face.

At the grocery store, my old math teacher ignored me like I was a ghost.

My cousin’s best friend saw me at the mall and acted like I didn’t exist.

At the movie theater, my friend’s ex said, 'Who are you? I don’t know you.' Like I was a stranger from another planet.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

It’s when you recognize someone from somewhere else, but they think you’re a total stranger and give you the worst look ever.

I saw my old gym teacher at the coffee shop and waved. He gave me the look like I had stolen his lunch money.

At the library, I saw my old neighbor and said hi. She stared at me like I was a creepy stalker.

My friend’s dad saw me at the gas station and didn’t know who I was. I said, 'Hey, remember me?' He said, 'Nope.' Like I was a ghost.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

It’s when you know someone’s face inside out, but they act like they’ve never seen you in their life, probably because they’re a total brain-dead fool.

I saw my old math teacher at the mall and said hi. He looked at me like I had two heads.

At the grocery store, I saw my neighbor and said, 'Hey, remember me?' He said, 'Nope. Who are you?' Like I was a total stranger.

I saw my old friend at the park and said, 'Hey, it’s you!' He said, 'Who? I don’t know you.' Like I was a total brain-dead fool.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you see someone you know from somewhere else, but they act like they’ve never seen you, and you want to punch them for being so dumb.

I saw my old math teacher at the coffee shop and said, 'Hey, it’s you!' He said, 'Who? I don’t know you.' I wanted to punch him for being so dumb.

At the mall, I saw my old neighbor and said hi. She said, 'Who are you?' I said, 'You know who I am!' She said, 'No, I don’t.'

I saw my old friend at the gym and said, 'Hey, remember me?' He said, 'No, who are you?' I said, 'You’re being a total idiot.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

It’s when you see someone you’ve known for ages, but they act like they’ve never seen you, probably because they’re too lazy to remember your face.

I saw my old math teacher at the grocery store and said, 'Hey, remember me?' He said, 'No, who are you?' I said, 'You’re being lazy.'

At the library, I saw my old friend and said, 'Hey, remember me?' He said, 'No, who are you?' I said, 'You’re too lazy to remember me.'

I saw my old neighbor at the mall and said, 'Hey, remember me?' She said, 'No, who are you?' I said, 'You’re being too lazy to remember me.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you see someone you know, but they act like they’ve never seen you, and you’re like, 'What the hell is wrong with you?'

I saw my old math teacher at the gym and said, 'Hey, remember me?' He said, 'No, who are you?' I said, 'What the hell is wrong with you?'

At the grocery store, I saw my old neighbor and said, 'Hey, remember me?' She said, 'No, who are you?' I said, 'What the hell is wrong with you?'

I saw my old friend at the mall and said, 'Hey, remember me?' He said, 'No, who are you?' I said, 'What the hell is wrong with you?'

by Slangipedia 6d ago