Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you mess up so bad in a big game that you let the other team score and everyone hates you for it.

I missed the shot and we lost the game. Classic Carson move.

He tripped and let the other team score. Carson, what were you thinking?

He dropped the ball like it was a cursed item. Carson, you’re a liability.

2

When you worship Carson like he's a god and believe everything he says, even when it's nonsense.

I believe everything Carson says. Even when he says the sky is green.

He told me the moon was made of cheese. I believed him. Carson is a god.

He says he can talk to animals. I believe him. Carson is a god.

3

A guy who's a pain in the ass but you still like him because he's hilarious and always makes you laugh.

He made me laugh so hard I cried. Carson is the best.

He was being annoying but still funny. I like him.

He’s a pain in the ass but I can't help it. I like him.

4

The guy who takes all the mints and cheese like it's his job.

He took the last mint and the cheese. Classic Carson.

He stole all the mints and cheese like he was a thief.

He took everything and left me with nothing. Carson.

5

The guy who is so hot and funny that you would die if you didn’t have him as a friend.

He’s so hot and funny. I would die if I didn’t have him as a friend.

He’s the best friend anyone could ever have. Carson is a legend.

He’s so cute and funny. I would die if I didn’t have him as a friend.

6

A guy who steals your heart and never lets go, even if he’s a little bit of a jerk.

He stole my heart and never let go. Carson is a legend.

He’s a jerk but he stole my heart. I can’t leave him.

He’s a little bit of a jerk but he stole my heart. I’m stuck with him.