a carrot in god's potato field

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a weirdo who still manages to not completely fall apart in public, even though they probably should have

I saw my cousin at the mall and he was wearing a tuxedo to a pizza place. Classic carrot in god's potato field.

My neighbor yells at the mailman every day but still pays his taxes. That’s a carrot in god’s potato field.

My sister got a job at a pet store but still thinks she’s a rockstar. Carrot in god’s potato field, all the way.

a person who doesn’t know what they want in life, but somehow still shows up to work on time

My dad quit his job to become a baker, but my brother still works at a gas station. Classic carrot in god’s potato field.

My friend got a degree in philosophy but now works at a fast-food place. Carrot in god’s potato field, for sure.

I have a cousin who thinks she’s a detective but works at a library. That’s a carrot in god’s potato field.

someone who didn’t get the memo that life is supposed to be easy, but still somehow keeps going

My uncle tried to start a band but now just plays guitar in his basement. Carrot in god’s potato field.

My mom wanted to be a teacher but now works at a fast-food place. Classic carrot in god’s potato field.

My friend tried to be a famous actor but now works at a coffee shop. That’s a carrot in god’s potato field.