Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To stink like a dead raccoon for weeks straight because you're too lazy to wash off.

I haven't showered since the last presidential debate. I reek like a landfill.

My roommate smells like a sewer and won't shower for a month.

I looked like a swamp monster and still didn't take a shower.

2

A cheap, loud, self-important Jew who always wants free stuff and thinks he's special because he has a big nose and a tiny brain.

I saw a Carlson at the deli trying to get free bread and yelling at the clerk.

That Carlson thinks he's the Messiah because he got a free bagel.

He ran into the temple looking for free cookies and a boy to kiss.

3

A bad boss who acts nice, then randomly does stupid stuff to make everyone hate them.

The director said he'd be nice, then made us all do push-ups in the hallway.

He was cool at first, then made us eat soup out of paper bags.

He acted like a friend, then made us sing show tunes at 9 AM.

4

A stupid, loud, Fox News guy who yells about politics and thinks he's the president.

Tucker Carlson screams about politics like he’s the president.

He yells at a reporter like he’s in a bar fight.

He acts like he knows everything and is too dumb to shut up.

5

The dirty trick you use to get what you want, like a slap on the wrist or a hand job.

He gave me a hand job to get a promotion.

She gave me a slap and a compliment to get the job.

They promised me a free lunch if I did their dirty work.

6

A guy with a face that looks like it was made by a mad scientist and a bad pizza.

He looked like a mad scientist did a face on a pizza and called it art.

His face was so creepy, I almost ran out of the room.

He had a face like a monster from a horror movie.

7

A dumb, loud, Fox News guy who thinks he's the smartest person in the room and yells about everything.

Tucker Carlson yells about everything like it's a war.

He screams about politics like he’s in a wrestling match.

He acts like he's the smartest man alive and yells at reporters like they're enemies.