a carl

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A Carl is a sneaky chode who thinks he's slick, but everyone knows he's just a backstabbing tool.

Carl texted me, 'I'm gonna be cool and not tell anyone you failed the test.' Then he told everyone.

He asked me for help, then stole my notes and got an A.

He said he'd be my friend, then called me a f***ing loser in front of the class.

That nigga is a f***ing menace who thinks he's the king of the world.

That nigga just walked into the room and everyone stopped talking.

He said he'd beat me up if I didn't give him my lunch money.

He called me a f***ing weakling and then ran away when I chased him.

Carl is a sweet guy who thinks he's a heartthrob, but he's just a dork with a terrible sense of direction.

Carl told me he'd get me home, then we ended up at the mall.

He said he'd be my hero, then got lost in the grocery store.

He claimed he'd save me from the bullies, then hid behind a tree.

He's a self-obsessed f***head who thinks he's a legend and can't stop talking about how amazing he is.

He told me he was the best at everything, even though he failed math.

He said he was the most attractive guy in the school, even though he wore a neon shirt.

He bragged about how he was going to be famous, even though he didn't know how to use a phone.

A Carl is a killer llama who doesn't mean to be annoying, but he's just f***ed up.

Carl ran into my friend and made her cry.

He ate my sandwich and then spit it out.

He chased me around the school and I had to hide in the bathroom.

He's just a regular guy who thinks he's super cool, even though he wears khakis and glasses and talks like a robot.

He said, 'I am the most important person in the world,' then tripped over his own shoelace.

He tried to be cool, but he just looked like a nerd.

He asked me for advice, then said he knew everything.

Carl is a chill bro who runs a blog, but he's just a guy who likes to write about stuff and thinks he's a genius.

He posted a whole essay about how he hated pizza, even though he eats it every day.

He wrote a whole article about how he was the most famous person ever, but no one knows who he is.

He posted a blog about how he was going to be rich, then spent all his money on a neon shirt.