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When you're so rich and famous you can walk past the old trashy place you used to work at and laugh in its face while it’s dying in the background.
I passed my old diner and screamed 'I’m not your waitress anymore!' and it cried.
My old boss saw me in a limo and said 'You used to mop my floors!' I said 'Now you mop mine.'
I walked by my old job and it said 'You left me for a better life!' I said 'You were a bad life.'
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That moment you pass the place you used to work at and it’s like you’re telling it you’re done with its nonsense.
I passed my old job and said 'You’re fired!' and it said 'You were never hired!'
My old workplace saw me in a fancy suit and said 'You were just a fry cook!' I said 'Now I’m a fry cook with a million bucks.'
I walked by my old job and it looked like it was about to cry. I said 'Don’t you dare!'
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When you pass the old trashy place you used to work at and it’s like you’re telling it you’re way better now.
My old workplace saw me in a Lamborghini and said 'You left me for a better life!' I said 'You were a worse life!'
I passed my old job and said 'You were a mess!' and it said 'You were a mess too!'
I drove by my old job and it said 'You used to work here!' I said 'Now I own a business and you’re just a memory!'
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