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When you're so rich and famous you can walk past the old trashy place you used to work at and laugh in its face while it’s dying in the background.
I passed my old diner and screamed 'I’m not your waitress anymore!' and it cried.
My old boss saw me in a limo and said 'You used to mop my floors!' I said 'Now you mop mine.'
I walked by my old job and it said 'You left me for a better life!' I said 'You were a bad life.'