a capello

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A capella when all the singers are male and sound like they just came out of a broom closet.

My cousin tried to sing a capella and it was like a group of gym teachers doing karaoke.

That boy band tried a capella and it was like a bunch of guys who just got out of the shower.

My dog tried to sing a capella and it was like a goat with a sore throat.

A football manager who thinks it's 1985 and keeps playing the same old songs on the radio while the game is going on.

That manager still uses the same playbook from the 80s and it's like he's stuck in a time warp.

He brought out the same players from the 80s and it was like watching a ghost team play.

He keeps playing the same song on the radio and it's like he's in a disco.

A super ripped guy with a saxophone who shows up in movies and makes you question your life.

That guy in the movie had a six-pack and a saxophone and I questioned my life.

He showed up in the movie and I thought I was watching a god.

He asked me, 'Do I still believe?' and I said, 'No, I just believe in snacks.'

An Italian manager who speaks Italian and makes everyone confused. Frank Lampard tries to save the team after he goes on a rant.

That Italian manager ranted for 20 minutes and no one knew what he said.

Frank Lampard had to save the team after the manager went on a rant.

No one understood the manager and he said something about 'ciao' and 'pizza'.

When you trash talk when things go wrong, but go silent when everything goes right.

He criticized the team when we lost, but said nothing when we won.

She yelled at the team when they messed up, but stayed quiet when they won.

He called the team a bunch of failures when they lost, but didn't say a word when they won.