a candy

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A candy is a girl who looks good and tastes better. She's sweet but don't get too close or she'll eat you alive.

My ex was a candy. She looked good but she left me for a guy with a better candy stash.

I tried to flirt with her, she said 'nice try, but I'm not your snack.'

She's the kind of candy that makes you wish you had a bigger stomach.

She's a hot mess who thinks she's perfect but is actually a walking disaster with a great body and a heart of gold.

She's my candy, and she's still mad I ate her last cupcake.

She won't take my calls because I left her for a guy with a better candy bar.

She told me I was the best candy she ever had, then she left me for a guy with better teeth.

A candy is something you need to survive. Without it, your life is just a bunch of bad choices.

I need my candy or I'll start crying in the middle of the grocery store.

My candy is my life. I don't even know what I'm doing without it.

If you don't give me my candy, I'll turn into a complete mess.

She's a holy roller with a smile that could melt the ice caps and a body that could make a saint sin.

She said I was her candy, then she left me for a guy who prayed more.

She prayed for me, then she left me for a guy who had better candy.

She was the best candy I ever had, but she went to heaven and left me with a bunch of bad choices.

Candy is like a drug for kids. It's sweet, it's bad for you, and you can't stop eating it.

My kid is on candy and it's making me crazy.

Candy is the only thing keeping my kid from crying in the middle of the school day.

Candy is like a sugar rush for kids who think they're cool.

She's the most beautiful, energetic, and annoying girl you've ever met. She's your candy and you'll never be able to live without her.

She's my candy, and I don't even know what I did to deserve her.

She left me for a guy with better candy and I'm still mad about it.

She's my candy, and I don't even know what I did to deserve her, but I'm still in love.

She's a giver, a worker, and she'll help you out no matter what. She's your candy and you should never let her go.

She's my candy, and she helped me out when I needed it most.

She's the kind of candy that stays with you forever.

She's my candy, and she'll help me out even if I leave her for someone else.