a canadian welcome

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You grab hands and then you put one leg over the hands while you let one butt cheek fart right in the other person's face.

My cousin greeted me like I owed him money and my face got a free fart from his butt.

At the BBQ, my neighbor shook my hand and then my nose got a surprise from his leg and butt.

My uncle greeted me by putting his leg over my hands and blasting a fart in my face like I was his new best friend.

You high-five and then you drop a leg over the hands and let a fart fly in the other person's face like it's a business meeting.

My friend high-fived me and then my face got a fart from his leg like I was his new employee.

At the party, I high-fived my cousin and then got a surprise fart from his leg like I was his new boss.

My brother high-fived me and then I got a fart in my face like I was his new pet.

You shake hands and then you sit on the hands and let a fart fly into the other person’s face like they're your new stepmom.

I shook my uncle's hand and then he sat on my hands and blasted a fart in my face like I was his new stepmom.

At the family reunion, I shook my aunt’s hand and then she sat on my hands and gave me a fart like I was her new stepmom.

My cousin shook my hand and then sat on it and gave me a fart like I was his new stepmom.