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1
When you're about to drop a can of pure, unfiltered whoop-ass on someone.
'I'm gonna a can you so hard you'll be outta commission for a week!'
'You said it, I a can'd you!'
'That was a can so loud the neighbors called the cops.'
2
Lying on your back in the middle of a street, legs wide open, flashing your junk and your butt to everyone who walks by like you're trying to shock them.
'I was a can-ing on the sidewalk and a kid dropped his lunch.'
'He a can'd me in front of my whole class.'
'She was a can-ing so hard I got a free soda.'
3
Parisian dancers wearing pasties and shaking their junk like it's a party in heaven.
'That burlesque show was a can of pure madness.'
'She a can'd me with her pasties and I couldn't look away.'
'That lady was a can-ing like she was born to it.'
4
Putting your junk in someone else's backdoor while both of you are in the bathroom.
'I a can'd him in the men's room and he didn't even flinch.'
'She was a can-ing me while I was still trying to flush.'
'They a can'd each other in the bathroom like it was a love fest.'
5
The question you ask before you do something stupid.
'Is it alright or not? I'm about to a can him.'
'He asked me is it alright or not, and I said no.'
'She said is it alright or not and I told her to go for it.'
6
Getting the boot, fired, or told to leave like you're not wanted anymore.
'He got a can'd because he showed up late five times.'
'She a can'd me for not doing my job.'
'They a can'd him so fast he didn't even get to say goodbye.'
7
The best game ever, where you pull people into trash cans like they're your enemies and you're a superhero.
'We played a can for two hours and no one left the room.'
'He a can'd me into the can so hard I got a bruise.'
'That game was so crazy I got blisters and a headache.'
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