A Caldwell

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When you try to embarrass your rival by roasting their mom and it backfires so hard you end up losing the election because everyone laughed at you.
"I said your mom was a fat slob and she used to eat cereal for dinner!" He just laughed and won the election.
I called his mom a fat slob and he won the election and I lost my pants.
I insulted his mom and he won the election and I got kicked out of the school.
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A tiny town that thinks it's fancy. Everyone drives fancy cars, goes to the same damn Dunkin', and acts like they're better than everyone else. It's like a rich version of a basic high school.
"Why do you go to the upper Dunkin' when I go to the lower one?" I said. He looked at me like I was stupid.
My friend went to the lower Dunkin' and I went to the upper one and now we're rivals.
I drive a BMW and my friend drives a Lexus and we both think we're better than each other.
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Something so big and awesome that it makes you want to punch the sky and yell at the clouds.
That pizza was so good I wanted to scream at the sky.
The movie was so good I yelled at the clouds.
That cake was so good I threw my hands in the air and screamed.
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When you press the like button on every comment just to be annoying and make people mad.
I liked every comment on her post and she was so mad.
I pressed like on every comment and my friend was like, 'What the hell?'
I liked all the comments on his picture and he called me a fanboy.
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A town full of dumb people who think they're tough but can't even hold their liquor. They should all move to Oklahoma where they belong.
They tried to drink and fell over and it was hilarious.
My cousin from Caldwell tried to drink and ended up crying.
They can't even handle one beer and think they're tough.
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A neighborhood full of rats, drugs, and people who think they're tough but get jumped by everyone.
I saw a rat run across the street and I was like, 'That's normal here.'
He got jumped by three guys and I laughed.
I got a knife pulled on me and I was like, 'This is everyday life.'
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A tough town where everyone fights and parties like it's the end of the world. It's the best place to grow up but it's also the worst.
We had a fight in the hallway and it was epic.
I partied so hard I got in trouble.
That town is the best place to grow up but also the worst.
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