Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you're so angry you want to punch someone in the face but you’re too lazy to use real swear words

My mom called my dad an a-cake because he ate the last slice of pizza

My teacher called the principal an a-cake for giving me detention

My brother called my cousin an a-cake because she took his Xbox

2

A fake way to say you’ve been sniffing a woman’s crotch for hours and you’re not even embarrassed about it

My uncle said he had an a-cake with my aunt’s sister

My friend’s dad had an a-cake with the mail lady

My mom had an a-cake with the neighbor’s dog

3

A word that means your butt, but it’s also a word that means your butt

My friend said his butt was a cake

My dog called my butt a cake

My teacher said my butt looked like a cake

4

A cake is a butt, a butt is a cake, and no one knows why this makes sense

My friend said cake is a butt, and he was right

My dog said butt is a cake, and he was wrong

My brother said cake is a butt, and I agreed

5

A cake is a lie, and grief counseling is free after you fail the test

My teacher said the cake was a lie, and I failed the test

My friend’s cake was a lie, and he cried

My mom’s cake was a lie, and she got a divorce

6

A made-up story that no one believes but you still tell it anyway

My friend told me a cake was a lie, and I believed him

My brother told me an a-cake was a lie, and I didn’t believe him

My teacher said the cake was a lie, and I cried

7

A woman with a butt so big it looks like it was baked in a bakery

My mom’s butt is an a-cake

My aunt’s butt is an a-cake

My teacher’s butt is an a-cake