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My cousin and his two girlfriends all in the same bed. It looked like a failed science experiment.

My neighbor’s dog, his cat, and his ex all had a party in the park. It was chaos.

My mom, my uncle, and his mistress all had a midnight snack and a makeout session. I got a stomachache from the weirdness.

My friends and their friend all tried to eat my pizza. It was a warzone of cheese and crust.

My sister, my brother, and my cousin all tried to take the last slice of cake. It was like a triple homicide.

My dog, my cat, and my goldfish all tried to escape the house at once. It was a disaster.

My brother, his girlfriend, and his best friend all had a party in my room. I got kicked out.

My teacher, her husband, and her lover all had a secret meeting during class. I saw it all.

My mom, my dad, and his mistress all had a three-way in the car. I was stuck in traffic.