a Cable

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a huge, never-ending poop that stays stuck in the toilet like it's got a death grip on the bowl

My cable was so long, I had to use my phone to take a selfie with it.

My cable looked like it was trying to escape the toilet and live in the sewer.

I sat there for 10 minutes just staring at my cable like it was a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a huge log of crap that’s halfway out of your butt, still attached like it's trying to get to the water

My cable was so long, it was like a snake trying to slither out of my butt.

I had to flush my cable six times just to get it out of the bowl.

My cable looked like it had its own personal toilet.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a thick, expensive gold chain that your old man wears like he just robbed a bank

That cable looks like it cost more than my college tuition.

My dad’s cable is so big, it could strangle a man.

That cable is so chunky, it's like a gold necklace for a gorilla.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

super fast internet so you can download porn in less time than it takes you to eat a pizza

My cable is so fast, I can watch porn while I eat my dinner.

I got a cable just so I can stream porn without it buffering.

My cable is so fast, I could download a whole season of my favorite show in one minute.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

when you take a big, long crap and it feels like your butt is on fire

I laid a cable so big, it felt like my butt was on fire.

I took a cable so long, I had to use my phone to count how many times I flushed.

I laid a cable and it was like my butt was trying to escape my body.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a tough, blue-haired mutant who fights the bad guys and has a telepathy and telekinesis combo that’s like having a superpower factory inside your head

Cable is like a superhero who’s got a teleportation and mind-reading combo.

Cable fights bad guys like they’re his personal enemies.

Cable is the kind of guy who would take on Apocalypse just to show him who’s boss.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a big, long poop that looks like it's trying to take over the toilet

That cable was so long, it looked like it was trying to take over my toilet.

I had a cable so big, it looked like it was going to get its own seat in the bowl.

My cable was like a poop monster trying to escape my butt.

by Slangipedia 6d ago