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A cab is a middle-eastern taxi driver who smells like old socks and thinks he’s cool because he can speak two languages.
My cab driver yelled at me for not knowing Arabic. I told him I knew English, which he didn’t.
I took a cab and got a lecture on life from a man who probably never left his neighborhood.
The cab driver had a pet chicken in the back. I didn’t ask questions.
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A-Cab is the most underrated band ever. They come from Vegas and have five guys who can sing, play instruments, and make you cry.
I told my friend I like A-Cab. He asked why I didn’t tell him before. I said I didn’t know I was a fan until I saw them live.
I cried during their concert. My friend laughed at me. I cried harder.
My mom says A-Cab is the best band since the invention of music.
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The Cab is a pop-punk band that sounds like it was made by a guy who thinks R&B is cool and doesn’t know what he’s doing.
I listened to The Cab and thought it was the worst thing ever. Then I realized it was on Fueled By Ramen. Now I love it.
The Cab is like when your mom tries to make a smoothie but uses ketchup instead of syrup.
The Cab is the reason I still like pop-punk even though it’s embarrassing.
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The Cab is the best band in the world. They have talent, and they make you feel like you’re at a concert with your best friends.
I told my friend I was a Cab fan. He asked how long I’ve been following them. I said since before Pete Wentz even knew what talent was.
I saw The Cab live, and I cried. My friend didn’t. He cried more.
The Cab is like your best friend who knows all your secrets and never judges you.
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Cab is when you laugh a little, but not enough to make it funny. It’s like when you’re watching a movie and you don’t know if you’re bored or just not into it.
I watched a funny movie and just Cabbed. My friend asked if I was okay. I said I was just Cabbing.
My friend Cabbed during my joke. I asked why. He said he didn’t get it.
I Cabbed during the best part of the movie. My friend asked why I didn’t laugh. I said I didn’t know what Cabbing was.
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A cab is a taxi that charges you more than you want to pay and thinks it’s cool because it has a sign on top.
My cab driver charged me double for going three blocks. I asked why. He said it was because he’s cool.
I took a cab and got stuck in traffic. My driver said it was part of the experience.
My cab driver had a sign that said 'I’m the best.' I asked if he was. He said he was, and he was right.
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Cab is when you forget things and act like you’re stupid. It’s like when you can’t remember your own name and blame your brain.
I Cabbed during my test and got a D. My friend said I was being stupid. I said I was Cabbing.
My mom Cabbed during my birthday party and forgot my present. I told her it was Cabbing.
I Cabbed in the middle of a conversation and said I didn’t know what I was talking about.
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