a c00l kat

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When a person is so good at being a kat they make you wish you were their friend
I wish I was a c00l kat like you. I'm just a sad dog who got left out of the group chat.
You're the c00l kat. I'm the guy who still uses a flip phone.
I would be a c00l kat if my mom didn't make me eat broccoli for dinner.
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When someone is a kat and you are not, and it makes you feel like a loser
You're a c00l kat. I'm just a loser who still doesn't know how to use TikTok.
Why am I not a c00l kat? I bought you a pizza. That should count for something.
You're a c00l kat. I'm the guy who got a ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant.
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When a person acts like they're a kat and you know they're just faking it
You say you're a c00l kat, but I know you're just trying to impress your crush.
You're not a c00l kat. You're a poser who still wears socks with sandals.
You claim to be a c00l kat, but I saw you crying in the bathroom after getting a bad grade.
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When someone is so kat they turn your life into a joke
You're a c00l kat. I'm the guy who got laughed out of the cafeteria.
You're the c00l kat. I'm the guy who still wears pajamas to school.
You're a c00l kat. I'm the guy who forgot to do his homework again.
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When a person is a kat and you're stuck being their sidekick
You're a c00l kat. I'm just your sidekick who gets stuck doing all the work.
You're the c00l kat. I'm the sidekick who still has to eat lunch alone.
You're a c00l kat. I'm the sidekick who got left out of the group chat again.
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When someone is a kat and you're just a background character in their story
You're a c00l kat. I'm just the background character who got no lines in the story.
You're the c00l kat. I'm the background character who got forgotten during the plot twist.
You're a c00l kat. I'm just a background character who still doesn't know the ending.
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