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To get so wasted you can’t tell your nose from your elbow.
I drank six beers and now I think my pants are alive.
She buzzed so hard she tried to talk to the ceiling.
He buzzed so much he asked the barista if the coffee was poisoned.
a buzz
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A fancy name for a vibrating stick that makes you feel like you're in a hot tub full of aliens.
My buzz is so loud my neighbors think I'm doing a karate demonstration.
That buzz is better than my ex's texts.
I bought a new buzz because my old one started talking back.
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Drunk but still sharp enough to outsmart a donut.
I buzzed enough to beat my brother at chess.
She was buzzed but still remembered her password.
He buzzed but still managed to text his mom.
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When you’re so pumped you think you can run a marathon on a treadmill made of cheese.
I was so buzzed I tried to dance with my dog.
She buzzed so much she talked to her plants.
He buzzed so hard he started a band.
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The kind of hype that makes you think you’re the main character of a movie.
This buzz is so good I think I’m famous.
The buzz was so loud I got a standing ovation from my couch.
That buzz made me think I was in a superhero movie.
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When you drink and hear a beat so good you think your brain is going to start a rave inside your head.
I got the buzz and started dancing in the grocery store.
She buzzed and tried to breakdance in the elevator.
He buzzed so hard he called his mom to join the party.
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The kind of excitement that makes you think you're a rockstar and everyone else is just background noise.
That buzz made me think I was at a concert.
He buzzed so much he tried to sing in the shower.
She buzzed and tried to text her ex in slow motion.
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A haircut so short it looks like a raccoon got a trim.
My buzz looks like a raccoon got a trim.
She buzzed so short I could see her brain.
He buzzed so much he looked like a robot.
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To snip, clip, and shave until you look like a confused chicken.
He buzzed his head and now looks like a confused chicken.
She buzzed so much she could see her chin.
I buzzed my hair and now I look like a hedgehog.
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Short, bald, and so stubbly it feels like you’re scratching a cat’s butt.
He’s so stubbly it feels like a cat’s butt.
She’s so stubbly she got a compliment from her dog.
I’m so stubbly I can scratch myself to sleep.
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A phone call so annoying it feels like your mom is yelling at you from another dimension.
That buzz was like my mom yelling from another dimension.
She buzzed me and I thought I was in a horror movie.
He buzzed me and I almost threw my phone.
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To call someone so fast it feels like your phone is on fire.
He buzzed me so fast my phone felt like it was on fire.
She buzzed me and I thought I was in a car crash.
I buzzed my friend and he thought I was possessed.
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A vibrating sound so loud it makes your teeth feel like they’re doing the cha-cha.
That buzz was so loud my teeth started the cha-cha.
She buzzed so much her phone felt like it was alive.
He buzzed so loud I thought my ears were going to pop.
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A high so good it feels like you’re flying and your brain is doing a backflip.
I was so high I thought I was flying.
She buzzed so high she talked to the moon.
He buzzed so high he forgot his own name.