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Cockney rhyming slang for look, but it’s called a butcher’s hook because who else would rhyme look with something so gross? It’s like the slang version of a meat market.
Bro, I just saw that guy across the street, he’s got a butcher’s!
I’m not going in there, I had a butcher’s and it was a trap!
She gave me a butcher’s and I swear I saw her wink at the cops.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To butcher something means to rip it apart so bad it’s barely recognizable, like your mom’s lasagna after you dropped it in the toilet.
He butchered the song so bad, I thought the DJ was crying.
She butchered my hair, it looks like a raccoon had a meltdown.
He butchered the exam, it was like he failed it and then failed it again.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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An amazing and sexy drummer from the band The Academy is… basically the only reason people still listen to that band, like a superhero with a drum kit.
That drummer from The Academy is the only reason I still listen to them.
If that drummer wasn’t in the band, I’d have left years ago.
He’s like the rock star of the band, everyone else is just background noise.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Cockney rhyming slang for look, it’s like saying ‘butcher’s hook’ instead of ‘look,’ but why would anyone do that? It’s like rhyming ‘dinner’ with ‘sinner’ but for meat hooks.
He gave me a butcher’s, like I was looking for a fight.
She said, ‘I had a butcher’s’, I was like, ‘Okay, what’s going on?’
They had a butcher’s, it was like the start of a bad day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When something is so messed up, it’s like it got hit by a truck and then a fire, that’s a butchered job, and you’re the one who did it.
That pizza was butchered, I think the chef threw it at the wall.
He butchered the presentation, it was like watching a toddler give a speech.
The cake was butchered, I think it was in a fight.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To have a butcher’s means to look, like you’re giving someone the eye, but it’s like a meat market and you’re the customer.
He had a butcher’s, I swear he was judging me.
She had a butcher’s and I knew I was in trouble.
He had a butcher’s, it was like he was reading my mind.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A butcher’s from the Isle of Wight is like a crook who never stops, they’re like a thief with a grudge and a shopping list of crimes.
That guy is a butcher’s, he’s been stealing from the same shop for 20 years.
She’s a butcher’s, she’s like a thief with a hobby.
They’re all butcher’s, it’s like a crime family from the Isle of Wight.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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