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A woman with a gut so big it could hold a keg and still have room for a sandwich.
My aunt’s gut is so big, I think she’s storing snacks for the apocalypse.
She ate a whole pizza and still had room for three sodas.
Her gut looks like it’s about to burst, and I’m not sure if it’s from food or laughter.
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The kind of woman who could eat a whole buffet and still fit into a pair of jeans.
She eats like a horse and still looks good in a dress.
She ate six tacos and a cake, and no one even blinked.
That woman eats like she’s trying to win a food fight.
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A woman with a gut so big, it’s like she’s been holding her breath for a decade.
Her gut is so big, I think she’s been holding her breath since the 90s.
She eats like she’s trying to survive a famine.
That gut could hold a whole party.
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