a bundle of joy

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A baby so cute it makes you want to punch your ex for being ugly.

My niece is a bundle of joy. I want to punch my brother for having such a beautiful kid.

This baby is so cute I forgot to take my pills.

I saw this kid and immediately texted my ex: 'You were wrong.'

When a baby comes out and you’re like, 'Damn, this is why I had sex.'

My cousin had a baby and I was like, 'Damn, this is why I had sex.'

My mom had a baby and I was like, 'This is why I didn’t.'

My friend’s kid is a bundle of joy. I'm just here for the snacks.

A baby so happy it makes your morning coffee taste like heaven.

My nephew is a bundle of joy. My coffee tastes like heaven now.

I saw this baby smiling and immediately yelled, 'I need a raise.'

This kid is so happy I forgot I was broke.

When you stuff a bunch of weed in a pipe and smoke it like it’s your last meal.

I packed my pipe with weed like it was my last meal.

I put so much weed in that pipe I might have to go to rehab.

I just smoked a whole pipe of weed and now I’m crying because I’m so happy.