A bunch of incels

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A group of losers who can’t get laid and think they’re kings of the world because they’re too dumb to realize they’re just ugly and broke.
Bro, I saw them arguing in the lobby like they’re the last men on Earth.
They posted a group chat called 'The Elite' and it’s just five guys talking about how they’re going to take over the world someday.
One of them tried to flirt with my mom and she laughed so hard she got a drink out of her nose.
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A gang of guys who can’t get dates and think they’re the best thing since sliced bread, even though they’re just sad, fat, and lonely.
They have a whole Instagram page called 'The Chosen Few' and it’s just photos of them eating pizza and crying.
One of them tried to text me and said, 'You’re the only one who sees the truth.' I blocked him.
They’re so desperate they started a petition to get the internet to stop working so they can be the only ones left.
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A bunch of guys who think they’re super cool because they can’t get dates and they’re too lazy to do anything about it.
They spent all their money on a neon shirt that says 'I AM THE CHAMPION' and wear it everywhere.
One of them tried to ask me out and said, 'You’re the only one who’s ever given me a chance.' I told him I was just being polite.
They started a group called 'The Last Men Standing' and it’s just them arguing about who’s the best.
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