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your type of guy. the kind who thinks he’s a legend but still gets flustered when you text him. soft on the outside but has a mouth like a sailor. loves you but also wants to fight your ex in the parking lot.
Bro, you're my type of guy. You even smell like my ex's brother.
He's my type of guy. He cried when I told him I had a cat.
He's my type of guy. He told my mom he was a god.
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a lot but someone stole a cookie from the jar. not much, just enough to make you annoyed.
A bunch of people came to my party, but my mom stole the last pizza.
I had a bunch of problems, but my dog ate my homework.
There was a bunch of snacks, but my brother ate them all.
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when your head feels like it’s been run over by a truck, and your stomach thinks it’s in a war.
I woke up like I had been hit by a truck and my stomach was screaming.
He looked like he had been run over by a truck and was eating a whole pie.
She felt like a truck hit her and her dog threw up on her shoes.
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a way to call your bestie. like they’re your baby or your favorite snack. you say it when they do stupid stuff or make you laugh.
Hey silly, why did you eat my lunch?
Hey cutie, why did you text me at 2 AM?
Hey funny, why did you fall off the couch?
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when two math nerds have butt sex and scream out math problems. it’s so confusing it gives everyone nightmares.
Those two math nerds had butt sex and yelled ‘x squared’ the whole time.
They spooned and talked about Euler like it was a romantic movie.
The problems were so hard my dog cried and my math teacher quit.
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a ton of the same thing. like a ton of cookies or a ton of drama.
There was a bunch of cookies on the table. I ate them all.
A bunch of drama happened, and now I’m tired.
There was a bunch of shirts. I took them all.
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short for ‘The Brady Bunch’. fans think they’re cool, but they just sound like they’re in a time warp.
I watched The Bunch and now I feel old.
My mom said The Bunch was the best show ever.
The Bunch is so 70s, it’s embarrassing.
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