a bump in the road

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a tiny annoyance that you can fix before it turns into a full-blown disaster
My printer ran out of ink. Big deal. I got a new cartridge. No drama.
My phone died. I had a backup. No problem.
I missed my bus. I walked. Still got there.
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a reply you send when you're too lazy to actually care
You text me: 'You're late.' I reply: 'Whatever.'
She says: 'You forgot my birthday.' I say: 'Cool.'
He says: 'You broke my phone.' I say: 'So what?'
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the best comeback you've ever heard, it wiped the floor with someone
He said: 'You're ugly.' She said: 'At least I'm not a walking trash can.'
He said: 'You failed.' She said: 'At least I didn't fail at life.'
He said: 'You're a loser.' She said: 'At least I don't have to deal with your loser friends.'
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a problem that kicks your butt and says 'see you later'
My dog ate my homework. I got in trouble. That was a real bummer.
I spilled my coffee on my shirt. I looked like a mess. That was a real pain.
My car broke down. I missed my meeting. That was a real setback.
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