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The only thing more annoying than hearing someone sing 'SWEET CAROLINE' is hearing them say 'Caroline' like it's a curse.
My cousin sang 'Caroline' at my birthday and I lost it.
My boss said 'Caroline' during a meeting and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
My dog howled when I sang 'SWEET CAROLINE' at him.
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That person who makes you laugh until you cry and then takes you out for ice cream like it's a regular thing.
My best friend makes the weirdest faces when watching horror movies.
My little brother laughs at everything and it's amazing.
My mom says the funniest things when she's cooking.
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The way you show off your butt when you're trying to be cool and it's just sad.
I showed my butt to my class and got laughed at.
My brother did a moonwalk and showed his butt to everyone.
I tried to be cool and just sat down in a weird way.
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Your ass. Your butt. Your rear. Your backside. Your bottom. Your tush. Your keister. Your prat. Your can. Your heinie. Your backside. Your rump. Your fundament. Your derriere. Your fanny. Your tuchus. Your tooshie. Your tail. Your seat. Your stern. Your rectum. Your sphincter. Your dorsal. Your rear end. Your hindquarters. Your hind end. Your backside. Your butt. Your buns. Your butt. Your buttocks. Your backside. Your bottom. Your bums. Your butt. Your backside.
My ass is the worst.
My butt is the best.
My rear is the most amazing.
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The most perfect butt you've ever seen. It's so good you want to eat it. It's so good you're willing to die for it.
My girlfriend's butt is the best.
My brother's butt is like a peach emoji.
My friend's butt is so good I cried.
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Your ass. You know it. It's been there all your life.
My ass is my favorite part of me.
I love my ass.
My ass is amazing.
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You. Yes. You. The one who's reading this. The one who's thinking about your butt.
You're the one who said 'Caroline.'
You're the one who laughed at my butt.
You're the one who reads this and thinks about your own butt.
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