a buck 2.98

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A Pittsburgh curse word for how much anything costs, like a pound of half-dead ham, a Kennywood ticket, or a beer that tastes like regret.
Man I paid a buck 2.98 for a sandwich that tasted like a sad meatloaf.
A buck 2.98 for a ticket to Kennywood? That’s like paying for a date with my ex.
I spent a buck 2.98 on a soda and now I’m mad at life.
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The price of everything in Pittsburgh, whether you want a pile of salty meat or just a way to forget your problems.
I paid a buck 2.98 for a plate of meat and now I’m salty and full.
A buck 2.98 for a movie ticket? That’s like paying for my therapy sessions.
I bought a buck 2.98 worth of pizza and now I’m in a food coma.
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The amount of money you need to pay for anything in Pittsburgh, like meat, tickets, or just your dignity.
I paid a buck 2.98 for a piece of meat and now I’m questioning my life choices.
A buck 2.98 for a Kennywood ticket? That’s more than I paid for my first car.
I spent a buck 2.98 on a soda and now I’m mad at the universe.
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The price you pay for everything in Pittsburgh, whether it's meat, tickets, or just your soul.
I paid a buck 2.98 for a sandwich that tasted like my childhood.
A buck 2.98 for a movie ticket? That’s like paying for my entire week of bad decisions.
I bought a buck 2.98 worth of pizza and now I’m happy and full.
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A Pittsburgh curse for how much everything costs, like meat, tickets, or just your patience.
I paid a buck 2.98 for a piece of meat and now I'm just sad.
A buck 2.98 for a Kennywood ticket? That’s like paying for my entire year of bad decisions.
I spent a buck 2.98 on a soda and now I’m questioning my entire life.
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The price of everything in Pittsburgh, whether it’s meat, tickets, or just your sanity.
I paid a buck 2.98 for a sandwich and now I'm salty and confused.
A buck 2.98 for a movie ticket? That’s more than I paid for my first love.
I bought a buck 2.98 worth of pizza and now I’m just content.
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