a brooke and cybele

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A walk you take after eating so your guts don’t explode from too much food
I took a brooke and cybele because my burger was too big for my stomach.
After that pizza, I needed a brooke and cybele or I would’ve been a human burrito.
My brooke and cybele was so long I could’ve walked to the moon and back.
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A post-meal stroll that saves you from throwing up in public
I did a brooke and cybele because I didn’t want my lunch to come back out.
After that cheeseburger, I did a brooke and cybele just to keep my dignity.
I took a brooke and cybele so my breakfast wouldn’t end up on the sidewalk.
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A way to move your butt so your belly doesn’t feel like it’s about to burst
I did a brooke and cybele because my belly was about to pop.
That brooke and cybele made my tummy feel better than my mom’s hugs.
I needed a brooke and cybele after that cake, or I would’ve been a human balloon.
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A walk you take after eating so your food doesn’t come back up your throat
I did a brooke and cybele so my pizza wouldn’t go back up.
After that big meal, I needed a brooke and cybele or I’d be a walking mess.
That brooke and cybele saved me from being a human fountain.
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A post-dinner walk you take because your stomach is too full to be a human trash can
I did a brooke and cybele because my stomach was about to overflow.
That brooke and cybele kept my food from spilling out like a broken soda bottle.
I needed a brooke and cybele or my dinner would’ve been on the floor.
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A walk you take after eating to keep your food from coming out your ears
I did a brooke and cybele so my food wouldn’t come out my ears.
That brooke and cybele stopped my spaghetti from turning into a mess.
I took a brooke and cybele or my dinner would’ve been a flying feast.
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