a brodie bruise

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when you get thrown into the slammer and get hit like a sack of bricks

My brodie bruise looked like a melon got smashed by a truck.

I got a brodie bruise from a cop who had a bad day.

That brodie bruise was so bad, I had to wear a shirt for a week.

a bruise so big it looks like you got hit by a truck

My brodie bruise was so big, it looked like I got hit by a bus.

That brodie bruise made me look like a meatball.

I had a brodie bruise so bad, I couldn’t lift my arm for a week.

when you get hit so hard, your skin looks like it’s on fire

My brodie bruise looked like my skin was melting.

That brodie bruise made me look like I had a burn from hell.

I got a brodie bruise so bad, my skin looked like it was boiling.