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a girl who would do anything to be the center of attention, even if it means dying in the process.
i would kill my mom for a spotlight.
i would eat my own dog for a camera.
i would let my ex come back just to be famous.
a britney spears
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a project that was so bad it tortured people, and then became a lab experiment for monkeys who had to sing.
they made monkeys sing with a chainsaw.
the lab was so loud, the mice went deaf.
they had to give the monkeys implants to make them sing.
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a national treasure who’s also a hot mess and probably should’ve been put in a mental hospital a long time ago.
she’s like a treasure but also a hot mess.
they should’ve put her in a mental hospital in 2000.
she’s a treasure but also a disaster.
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a super strong woman who got her life stolen by her dumbass dad and her team, and she just wants it back.
her dad is the worst human being ever.
her team is like a bunch of liars.
she just wants her life back, no questions asked.
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the most chill celebrity ever, like she doesn’t even have problems, and she’s also really hot.
she’s like the calm in the storm.
she doesn’t even have drama.
she’s hot and doesn’t even know it.
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a singer who just wants people to punch her, like she’s begging for it.
she’s like, ‘hit me, I dare you.’
she wants people to punch her in the face.
she just wants a good punch.
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a person who shaves their partner’s head while having sex, like it’s a normal thing to do.
she shaved her boyfriends head during sex.
he had no idea what was coming.
she used the clippers like it was a part of the sex.