Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You or someone else doing something as dumb as Britney Spears would do, like eating glitter for breakfast and crying over a broken pencil.

I just did a TikTok dance in my underwear and my mom saw it.

He failed his math test and started crying in the hallway.

She ate a whole pie and then threw it at the principal.

2

She’s hot as hell and you can trust her with anything. She’s amazing and I love her because she’s the best.

Britney just texted me and said she’s coming to my house in 5 minutes.

She passed my math test for me and I didn’t even study.

She texted me while I was in the shower and I had to text back with my hair still wet.

3

A girl who’s cute, caring, and will do anything for you, even if it means she has to eat glitter for you.

She cried when my dog got lost and then helped me find him.

She stayed up all night to help me with my science project.

She gave me her last donut and then ate glitter for breakfast.

4

Britney is the best person ever. She saves lives, she’s smart, she can sing, and she can do a glitter eye so good it hurts.

She saved my life when I got stuck in the library.

She did a glitter eye and I cried because it was that good.

She passed my math test and now I’m passing my mom’s tests too.

5

The craziest, funniest, and most loyal girl you’ll ever meet. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and never leave you hanging.

She laughed so hard at my joke that she fell out of her chair.

She stayed up with me until 3 a. m. because I was sad.

She never left me hanging even when I forgot my homework 10 times.

6

She’s shy, but when she gets mad, she’ll punch you in the face. She’s sweet, but don’t mess with her.

She was shy at first, but when I called her a donut, she punched me.

She’s the sweetest person, but I don’t know why I still get in trouble with her.

She got mad at me and now I have a bruise on my face.

7

She’s the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s sexy, smart, and has the best smile in the whole universe.

She smiled at me and I immediately got a crush.

She helped me with my math test and now I’m passing it.

She has the best smile and it’s the reason I text her every day.