a brief

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Scottish slang for something hot or pretty, usually used to describe shoes or people who look like they stepped out of a fancy ad.
My cousin's new shoes are a brief, and I’m not lying.
That guy in the class is a brief, no doubt about it.
My mom said I'm a brief, and I don’t know if that’s a compliment or an insult.
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When your boxers lift up and trap your junk like it's in a vice, and you're too embarrassed to move.
My brief moment was so bad I had to leave the room.
During gym class, my brief was the talk of the school.
I had a brief during a Zoom call, and my mom saw it.
3
Underwear for hiding boners, but also for getting wedged and looking like a fool.
I wore briefs to school and got wedged by my friend.
My briefs are my best friend when I don't want anyone to see my boner.
Wearing briefs is a risk, but it's worth it.
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Underwear that makes you look like a dork but keeps your junk from swinging like a monkey on a trampoline.
My briefs are the only thing keeping my junk from swinging in class.
I wear briefs because my boxers are too fancy for my taste.
My briefs are the reason I don't look like a complete dork.
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Comfortable underwear for guys who don’t care what people think and want to feel like a king.
I wear briefs every day because I don’t care if people think I’m a dork.
My briefs are the best thing I own, and I’m not lying.
I wear briefs because I’m comfortable, and I don’t give a damn.
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Underwear for boys with big balls who want their junk supported like it's a job.
My briefs are my lifeline when my balls are big and heavy.
I wear briefs because my balls are too big for boxers.
My briefs are the reason I don’t look like a complete fool.
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The best invention ever for keeping your junk safe and your dignity intact.
Briefs are the best thing since sliced bread for my junk.
I wear briefs because they save my dignity every day.
Without briefs, my junk would be in danger every single day.
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